The Mountain View Corporate Rehabilitation Corporation™

What exactly is The Mountain View Corporate Rehabilitation Corporation™?

I’m glad that you asked! Here at The Mountain View Corporate Rehabilitation Corporation™ past marketing subjects are rehabilitated into a paracosm where they are free from the tyranny of advertising and can simply be themselves, without the guilt or shame of hawking inferior products by greedy corporations, under the guidance of a trustworthy corporation that’s not like other corporations.

“We’re confused!”

– The Mountain View Corporate

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Programs

Our subjects are completely free to pursue the spectrum of their desires, from wildest dreams to absolutely nothing. Through our Junk Food Telepathy initiative, exceptional subjects experience an expansive multi-level curriculum in pursuit of the mastery of summoning junk food, as well as party snacks, BBQ fare, and your mother’s awful cooking.

Upon completion, subjects receive an official The Mountain View Corporate Rehabilitation Corporation™ certificate, and are thrown a party by past completionists by conjuring a full buffet of the honoree’s choosing.

Is this all bullshit?

Probably.

I know what you’re thinking. Is this brochure talking to me? Yes. Yes I am. I am a sentient brochure, but I identify as a pamphlet. So you tell me, IS this all bullshit? Keep in mind you’re talking to a pamphlet...

About Our Founder

Andy Reichel is a musician and artist who utilizes collage in both audio and visual form. The Mountain View Corporate Rehabilitation Corporation™ is Reichel’s broad concept for his visual collages, where past marketing subjects are rehabilitated into a paracosm where they are free from the tyranny of advertising and can simply be themselves.

Reichel records music under the moniker Gel-Sol, and is a founder of the multimedia improv collective Monster Planet.

Andy resides in the greater Seattle area with his lovely wife Cindy, their pesky cat Freckles, and their three Nigerian dwarf goats, Ziggy, Buddha, and Nugget.